First person to put ‘Mine now’ in my ask, owns me for an hour.

demonicpencilpusher:

(Source: monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez, via best-yeoman)

I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says “Honey, I’m home”

(Source: festivalprincess, via forsakengod)

fuckyeahstartrektos:

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

(Source: pon-farr)

shansdrumstick:

 ’Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?’

‘You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.’

(Source: martinjohnfreemans, via jamesfuckingkirk-and-his-vulcan)

Bones trying to get Spock down for his monthly check-up. Granted I was only half awake when I made it. I accept requests.

DO THIS, PLEASE.

genevievemoore:

Rate my character.
My protrayal of my character.
How well I stay IC.
How sexy my character is.
How interesting my RPs are.
Also: Please tell me WHY you followed?

(Source: psychedelic-psychopathic-pervert, via best-yeoman)

best-yeoman:

firstofficerspock:

best-yeoman

Good evening Sir. Is there anything I can do for you?

No. There is nothing I require at this time, Ms. Rand. Although, you are friends with Nurse Chapel, are you not?

Yes Sir, Christine is my friend. Why? 

Could you tell her to stop sending me love notes? They’re not as subtle as she thinks they are.

Oh Hai New Followers

slowly-tongued-by-captain-kirk:

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